Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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