Nicole vs. Life
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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