shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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