I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
this hospital has no fireball
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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