we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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