I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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