brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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