I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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