Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
