There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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