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(609): View more from New Jersey

so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.

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(609): so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton. http://tfl.nu/aawl

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(503): View more from Oregon

I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"

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(503): I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it" http://tfl.nu/ynj0

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(614): View more from Ohio

Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.

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(614): Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning. http://tfl.nu/bnwl

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.

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(864): Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume. http://tfl.nu/gbul

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(606): View more from Kentucky

he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.

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(606): he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman. http://tfl.nu/lhzg

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(313): View more from Michigan

I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.

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(313): I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city. http://tfl.nu/cnew

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(563): View more from Iowa

I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?

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Beautiful, beautiful reality

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(563): I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality? (208): Beautiful, beautiful reality http://tfl.nu/pfhr

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover

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(630): I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover http://tfl.nu/rxwn

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(406): View more from Montana

Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...

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(406): Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms... http://tfl.nu/f4gr

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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere

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(914): Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere http://tfl.nu/1kh6

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(518): View more from New York

I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..

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(518): I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls.. http://tfl.nu/o5go

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(614): View more from Ohio

Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well

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(614): Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well http://tfl.nu/giyd

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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.

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(307): I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard. http://tfl.nu/j9hb

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(425): View more from Washington

I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.

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(425): I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it. http://tfl.nu/yofk

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.

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(610): I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker. http://tfl.nu/5fnr

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