It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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