I want to stick my p in your. b.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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