Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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