it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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