i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
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You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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