He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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