You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
handjob tips. give me some.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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