Me. At least after what I've been through.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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