the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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