just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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