Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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