He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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