If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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