Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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