ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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