Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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