Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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