office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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