Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.