He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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