He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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