I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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