I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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