More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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