I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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