Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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