The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Drake has all the answers
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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