Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
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Found your dick twin last night
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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