Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
meet me or not, i'm out of control
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We have so much sex to catch up on
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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