he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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