Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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