It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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