you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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