I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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