All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
There r osticjed everywhere
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
