Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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