Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Pappa wants mamma naked
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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