i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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