Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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