I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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