you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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