i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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