Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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